*ROFL*
http://www.bumpshack.com/2005archfeb.htm
February 1, 2005
An Asian tattoo artist who was jailed for tattooing obscenities on
his clients, instead of the Chinese art and symbols he was hired to
do is at it again. He is up to his old tricks, but this time his
victims are his fellow inmates.
I wanted a stack of skulls on my back, said murderer Jimmy Drake,
and that Asian prick gave me a giant Winnie the Pooh!
Using a tattoo gun fashioned out of a sharpened paper clip, dental
floss, and a ballpoint pen taped to a plastic spork, the
disgruntled prisoner has drawn Black Panther Party symbols on white
supremacists, written CRIPS 4 EVA on rival gang members, and left
dozens of hardened criminals with butterflies, fairies, and
unicorns permanently etched in their skin.
Prison isnt so bad, Sakai said. It gives me time to sit and
seriously contemplate my next diabolically evil plan! posted
4:22pm by jholmes
Another version of the report:
http://thraxil.org/users/anders/bookmarks/2003/12/10/Disgruntled-Asian-Tattoo-Artist-Inks-His-Revenge/
Incarcerated Asian tattoo artist still inking revenge behind
bars
When local tattoo artist Andy Sakai was sentenced to five years in
prison for inking profanities on hordes of hapless customers, many
thought his days of body desecration were over.
They were wrong.
Sakais latest victims are, ironically, his fellow inmates.
Using a tattoo gun fashioned out of a sharpened paper clip, dental
floss, and a ballpoint pen taped to a plastic Spork, the
disgruntled prisoner has drawn Black Panther Party symbols on White
Supremacists, written CRIPS 4 EVA on rival gang members, and left
dozens of hardened criminals with butterflies, fairies, and
unicorns permanently etched in their skin.
I wanted a stack of skulls on my back, said murderer Jimmy Drake,
and that Asian prick gave me a giant Winnie the Pooh!
Many prisoners ask for spider webs on their elbows to signify time
spent in jail. Sakais webs have hidden messages in them such as,
Fuck Cops, I Swallow, and Salad Tosser. Sakai got the idea
for the cryptic tats after reading Charlottes Web in the prison
library. That E.B. Whites a genius, man, Sakai proclaimed.
For his own protection, Sakai has been moved to solitary
confinement where hell serve the rest of his sentence.
Prison isnt so bad, Sakai said. It gives me time to sit and
contemplate my next evil plan!
